This is totally something he would get a kick out of.
Also get a load of the beginning of this article:
The leg was pale and bent at the knee. The limb washed ashore onto a small sliver of beach behind a waterfront neighborhood. It arrived sometime overnight and was discovered Tuesday morning by tourists.
But the most ominous detail was this: the leg was cleanly cut at the thigh and the foot.
Am I reading a mystery novel or a news article?
Also is the leg a special package from the criminal equivalent of FedEx?